"I've heard it's a great party – and it sure is"

The organisers of this year’s Regatta can breathe a sigh of relief, enjoy a cold beer or a vodka Red Bull, and thank the higher powers for clear skies, a great turnout, and a party that went off without a hitch.

“Events like these are always about alcohol. It’s just an excuse to drink, like so many other parties. Without alcohol, there wouldn’t be many people. Perhaps 100. That’s 100 percent certain,” Sebastian told Omnibus as he was on his way home from the party in University Park with his folding chair slung over his shoulder.

He wasn’t entirely sober, so we’re not using his real name or revealing what he studies.

“I’ve been here since 9 o’clock this morning. Many of my classmates arrived as early as 4.30, but that’s simply too early for me. I need my sleep. I need some sleep. 100 percent. I don’t need to sit around and do nothing for four hours,” Sebastian said, who nevertheless respects those who’ve been warming up for the party most of the night and morning.

“I’m studying at the Business Academy in Viby. Perhaps we’d be allowed to throw a party like this and get drunk on a Friday. I don't know. But I doubt anyone would turn up. Nobody would want to go to Viby,” said Sebastian with a hint of tipsiness in his voice.

“The University Park is, of course, known for this tradition. It's a great place, and it's a good location. And close to the town. That’s also why I’m here. Because I've heard it's a great party. And it sure is. I’ve been on the bus for 40 minutes to get here, and now I’m heading home,” Sebastian said, before one of his fellow students briefly interrupted to point out that she was also on her way home now.

“Aren’t you going to watch the final?” It’s only 5 o’clock.

“No, it doesn’t matter. I don’t think there are many people who come to watch the Regatta. They’re here to party and drink alcohol. Some might actually see who wins, but otherwise, you can always hear it from a friend later. It probably isn't that important to very many people. At least not for me. I haven’t seen anyone sailing at all,” Sebastian admitted readily.

“Almost every event in Denmark revolves around drinking. That’s 100 percent certain. I think I’ve had… about… mmm… eight drinks, but there are plenty of people who’ve got many, many more. It’s been a lovely event, but I’m not quite sure if I’ll be coming next year. I’ll find out when the time comes. Are you feeling alright? “And keep your spirits up,” Sebastian concluded, before heading off towards the bus and the 40-minute ride home.

Had Sebastian stayed just half an hour longer, he might have heard who won the regatta, the traditional centrepiece of the festivities, but he didn’t.

This text is machine translated and post-edited by Lisa Enevoldsen.